1 man, 7 woman hot tub -- $850/offer
Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.
Snow blower for sale...only used on snowy days.
Free puppies...part German shepherd part dog
2 wire mesh butchering gloves, one 5-finger, one 3-finger, pair:
$15 Tickle Me Elmo, still in box, comes with it's own 1988 Mustang 5l, auto, excellent condition $6800
Cows, calves never bred... Also 1 gay bull for sale.
'83 Toyota Hunchback -- $2000
Free puppies: ½ cocker spaniel - ½ sneaky neighbor dog
Free Yorkshire Terrier. 8 years old. Unpleasant little dog.
Soft & Genital bath tissues or facial tissue - 89 cents
German Shepherd. 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.
Full sized mattress. 20 yr. warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell.
For sale: lee majors (6 million dollar man) - $50
Nordic Track $300 - hardly used - call Chubbie
Bill's Septic Cleaning - "we haul American made products"
Shakespeare's Pizza - free chopsticks
Found: dirty white dog...looks like a rat...been out awhile...better be reward.
Hummels - largest selection ever - "if it's in stock, we have it!"
Nice parachute - never opened - used once -slightly stained
Free: farm kittens. Ready to eat.
American flag - 60 stars - pole included - $100
Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 - $9 per hour.
Notice: to person or persons who took the large pumpkin on Highway 87 near Southridge Storage. Please return the pumpkin and be checked. Pumpkin may be radioactive. All other plants in vicinity are dead.
Exercise equipment: queen size mattress & box spring - $175.
Our sofa seats the whole mob - and it's made of 100% Italian leather.
Joining nudist colony, must sell washer & dryer - $300.
Lawyer says client is not that guilty.
Alzheimer's cCenter prepares for an affair to remember
Ground beast: 99 cents lb.
Gas cloud clears out Taco Bell.
Open house - Body Shapers Toning Salon - free coffee & donuts
Fully cooked boneless smoked man - $2.09 lb.