For your consideration: a blond goes to her hair stylist and has her natural blond hair dyed flaming red. While driving back home, she sees a sign that states SHEEP CROSSING AHEAD. Sure enough, about a mile down the road, she sees a sheep herder taking his flock across the road.

The blond stops her car and patiently waits as the flock crosses. Once the last sheep crosses, the herder comes over to her car and thanks her for stopping and for being so patient. The blond responds to this by saying, "if I can guess how many sheep are in your flock, can I have one of them?" The sheep herder thinks about this for a moment and since there are so many sheep, he figures that there is no way on earth she could ever guess the correct number, so he agrees to let her try.

The blond scratches her head and says, "there are 341 sheep." The herder is astonished at this because that is exactly how many sheep he has. He tells the blond, "you are correct ma'am. Go pick out the sheep of your choice." The blond picks out an animal and puts it in the backseat of her car. Before she can drive away, the herder asks her, "lady, if I can guess the true color of your hair, can I have my animal back?"

The blond, remembering she has just had her hair dyed red, figures the herder will never guess her true color so she agrees. The herder says, "you are a natural blond." The blond is shocked at this and ask how on earth the sheep herder knew she was a blond. The herder smiles and says, "well let me put it this way- can I have my dog back now?"