I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
Aren't you the guy from the village people?
Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! Rock on!
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school first.
You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on "Cops?"
I pay your salary!
So, uh, you on the take or what?
Gee, that's cool, the last officer only gave me a warning, too!
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around that's how far ahead of me they are.
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
Are you sure you're a cop?
Last in your class at the police academy, right?
How did you pass inspection with the coffee stains on your shirt.
That badge looks like it came out of a cracker jacks box.
What, are all of you cops trying to get me to pay for your kids college tuition?